Total Supply – 1 Billion
The number of hats available in this universe. Weird? Yes. But it just feels right.
Buy Tax – 0%
Buy hats with no tax. GORBAGANA is anti-complicated, pro hat freedom.
Sell Tax – 0%
No cuts when you sell either. Only your haircut might suffer.
Liquidity Locked
Locked tight in grandma’s safe. Secure—unless grandma gets angry.
Fair Launch
No pre-sale. No insider secrets. Everyone starts from the same trash can.
No Team Allocation
GORBAGANA doesn’t pay a team. Because... he doesn’t have one. Just him and his hats.
Powered by Vibes
No whitepaper needed. What matters is the vibe and a slightly tilted hat.
Living on Solana
Fast, lightweight, and perfect for virtual hats. But don’t try stitching it.